A food/sex riddle is:
Q: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.d on February 23, 1993.
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2/23/93
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Q: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
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4/9/93
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Q: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Tweet12547
2/27/00
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Why is food better than men?
G - P
5/9/01
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Google Books
Men vs. Women:
A Complete Book of Lists
By Thomas F. Shubnell
Published by author
2008
Pg. 134:
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
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@IowaDawg
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
3:13 PM - 20 Jul 2009
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
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Why is food better than men?
Because you
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3:52 AM - 20 Oct 2017
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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