A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 25, 2017
“Why is the Army so strict on uniforms?”/“To minimize casual tees.”

A pun about the word “casualty” was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2009:
 
“There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.”
 
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on June 13, 2017.
 
Q: Why is the Army so strict on uniforms?
A: To minimize casual tees.
   
 
“My first date with an Emergency department nurse was a casual tea” is another “casualty” pun. 
   
 
Wikipedia: Gap Inc.
The Gap, Inc., commonly known as Gap Inc. or Gap, (stylized as GAP) is an American worldwide clothing and accessories retailer.
 
It was founded in 1969 by Donald Fisher and Doris F. Fisher and is headquartered in San Francisco, California. The company operates five primary divisions: the namesake banner, Banana Republic, Old Navy, Intermix, and Athleta. Gap Inc. is the largest specialty retailer in the United States, and is 3rd in total international locations, behind Inditex Group and H&M.
 
Twitter
Talesin‏
@talesin
last night a gunman shot up The Gap. There were many casual tees
4:38 AM - 31 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
mantic59‏
@mantic59
There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees. #pun
6:39 AM - 31 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
Misty‏
@misty_moons
There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees. (via @ComicTwit)
10:28 AM - 31 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
PUNS‏
@omgthatspunny
There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees. #punny
9:33 PM - 13 Dec 2011
 
Twitter
Simonge‏
@Simonjenkin
Thinking of starting a line of military-themed loungewear and calling it “Casual Tees of War”
9:54 AM - 22 Apr 2014
 
Twitter
Kufi Jaxon‏
@KufiJaxon
An organization that
donates shirts to
families of military victims
called “Casual Tees”
6:06 PM - 6 Nov 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.
submitted August 5, 2016 by trumpetwall
There were a lot of casual tees.
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Why is the Army so strict on uniforms? (self.dadjokes)
submitted June 13, 2017 by Imnotafanoftoast
To minimise casual tees
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@GoodOldDadJokes
Why is the Army so strict on uniforms?
To minimize casual tees.
#dadjokes #wednesdaywisdom
9:20 AM - 14 Jun 2017
 
Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
Why is the army so strict on uniforms?
To minimize casual tees.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 24 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Sunday, June 25, 2017 • Permalink


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