“Whiskey” sounds like “risky.” “So a friend told me, we should have drinks on the train tracks….I told them that would be too whiskey!” was posted on Twitter on March 27, 2017.
“Why is too much alcohol bad for you? Because that would be too whiskey” was posted on Twitter by thankful dad jokes on September 26, 2017.
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Jimmy Lindley
@jimmylindley23
I was gonna eat my dinner with this tonight but I thought would be too whisky
(A whisk is shown.—ed.)
3:48 PM - 6 Jan 2014
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@SquidgyFaLaLa
I was going to tweet something disturbing but it would be too whisky..
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5:59 AM - 8 Dec 2015
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Jimson
@jimsonveed
So a friend told me, we should have drinks on the train tracks….
I told them that would be too whiskey!
7:30 PM - 27 Mar 2017
Twitter
thankful dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
Why is too much alcohol bad for you?
Because that would be too whiskey.
7:15 PM - 26 Sep 2017
Twitter
Grandpa Jokes
@jokesbygrandpa
Why is too much alcohol bad for you?
Because that would be too whiskey.
6:47 AM - 30 Sep 2017
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Lexi 👯
@may_realizan
Why is too much alcohol bad for you?
Because that would be too whiskey.
12:27 PM - 1 Oct 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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