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Entry from July 21, 2017
“Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?"/"The steaks are too high.”

A steaks/stakes pun is:

Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.


“My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on May 29, 2010. “Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2011.

“Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef? Because the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on April 11, 2013.


Twitter
Liam Hunt‏
@LiamBlink
My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high.
9:45 PM - 29 May 2010

Twitter
Mark‏
@Markaroni_
Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high.
6:07 PM - 23 Jun 2011

Twitter
Austin‏
@austinray1331
Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef?
Because the steaks are too high.
9:42 PM - 11 Apr 2013

Twitter
Bleu Μπαρμπουνι‏
@ThanosCon
Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
10:32 AM - 5 May 2013

Twitter
Bad Joke Cat‏
@BadJokeCat
I’d hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.
3:04 PM - 8 May 2013

Twitter
Fido.‏
@Christoph_Rr
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high.
11:21 PM - 12 May 2014

Twitter
Paul Colmer‏
@MusicComposer1
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high #SaturdayKitchen
5:51 AM - 3 Dec 2016

Reddit—Dad Jokes
A midget chef had to quit his job at a casino (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 28, 2017 by Raath
He said the steaks were too high

Reddit—Jokes
Q. Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
submitted July 22, 2017 by LegendaryFalcon
A. The steaks are too high

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Friday, July 21, 2017 • Permalink