A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 22, 2017
“Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?”/“The steaks are too high.”

A steaks/stakes pun is:
 
Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
   
“My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on May 29, 2010. “Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2011.
   
“Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef? Because the steaks are too high” was posted on Twitter on April 11, 2013.
 
   
Twitter
Liam Hunt‏
@LiamBlink
My midget friend wants to be a butcher… honestly though, I think the steaks are too high.
9:45 PM - 29 May 2010
         
Twitter
Mark‏
@Markaroni_
Id hate to be a midget chef, the steaks are too high.
6:07 PM - 23 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
Austin‏
@austinray1331
Why wouldn’t you hire a midget as a chef?
Because the steaks are too high.
9:42 PM - 11 Apr 2013
   
Twitter
Bleu Μπαρμπουνι‏
@ThanosCon
Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
10:32 AM - 5 May 2013
 
Twitter
Bad Joke Cat‏
@BadJokeCat
I’d hate to be a midget chef. The steaks are too high.
3:04 PM - 8 May 2013
 
Twitter
Fido.‏
@Christoph_Rr
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high.
11:21 PM - 12 May 2014
 
Twitter
Paul Colmer‏
@MusicComposer1
Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high #SaturdayKitchen
5:51 AM - 3 Dec 2016
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
A midget chef had to quit his job at a casino (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 28, 2017 by Raath
He said the steaks were too high
 
Reddit—Jokes
Q. Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?
submitted July 22, 2017 by LegendaryFalcon
A. The steaks are too high

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Saturday, July 22, 2017 • Permalink


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