“Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt” is a pun-filled piece of advice posted on Twitter by Justin Staggs Ⓥ on August 28, 2017. “Don’t run with bagpipes because you could put an aye out, or even worse, get kilt” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 26, 2017.
     
“Why shouldn’t you run while playing bagpipes? You could trip and get kilt” is a riddle form that was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 23, 2020.
   
         
Twitter
Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.
3:20 PM · Aug 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Hallowqueen JB⚕
@KissLikeHockey
Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.
10:14 AM · Oct 21, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/teams32 October 26, 2017
Don’t run with bagpipes because you could put an aye out, or even worse, get kilt.
 
Twitter
CrabbyDaCrab
@CrabbyDaCrab
Don’t run with bagpipes.
You could get kilt.
3:45 PM · Dec 8, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Don’t run with Bagpipes. You could poke an Aye out.
Or worse, get Kilt.
6:46 AM · Feb 5, 2018·Twitter Web Client
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Ragnyrok March 5, 2018
Don’t run with bagpipes. You could poke an eye….
Or, worse yet, get kilt.
   
Twitter
ProblemChild٩(◔‸◔)۶
@BiddyBattleAxe
Never run with with Bagpipes…you might get kilt.
9:55 AM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
KPMoore
@KPMoore8
Never run while playing the bagpipes.  You might get kilt.
1:23 PM · Aug 26, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/02K30C1 October 23, 2020
Why shouldn’t you run while playing bagpipes?
You could trip and get kilt