“Weatherstripping” shouldn’t be confused with “weather stripping,” but there are jokes.
“Why did the window pane blush?............... Because it saw the Weather Stripping” was posted on Twitter by davidrcolin on January 14, 2014. “Why was the doorway so embarrassed? It saw the weather stripping” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 1, 2022.
Wikipedia: Weatherstripping
Weatherstripping is the process of sealing openings such as doors, windows, and trunks from the waters above. The term can also refer to the materials used to carry out such sealing processes. The goal of weatherstripping is to prevent rain and water from entering entirely or partially and accomplishes this by either returning or rerouting water. A secondary goal of weatherstripping is to keep interior air in, thus saving energy on heating and air conditioning.
Twitter
davidrcolin
@davidrcolin
Why did the window pane blush?............... Because it saw the Weather Stripping.
5:19 PM · Jan 14, 2014
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ZookeepergameNo9519 December 1, 2022
Why was the doorway so embarrassed?
It saw the weather stripping.
Twitter
Dewritten
@dewritten
Why was the doorway so embarrassed?
It saw the weather stripping.
8:28 PM · Dec 1, 2022
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
Why was the doorway so embarrassed?
It saw the weather stripping.
#humor #dadjoke
9:28 PM · Dec 1, 2022
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