A marriage joke (usually stated as a conversation between father and child) was posted on Twitter by Cymru on March 24, 2022:
”(Child—ed.) Why is it customary for the woman to cook in a marriage?”
”(Father—ed.) Cause by law, you have to feed the prisoner.”
Twitter
Cymru
@Ynys_Prydein
Why is it customary for the woman to cook in a marriage?
Cause by law, you have to feed the prisoner.
11:02 AM · Mar 24, 2022·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Big Benn🎹🎶
@BennJamezBeats
This girl and TikTok asked her dad
“why is it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?”
He said: “Because by Law you have to feed the prisoner”
😂😂😂
5:29 PM · Apr 11, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Pailhead
@ZombieGirI
Daughter: Hey dad, why is it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?
Dad: By law, you have to feed the prisoner.
11:40 AM · Apr 27, 2022·Tweetbot for Mac
Twitter
Maguire🇿🇦🇷🇺
@Mcguire_ZA
Daughter: Dad why is it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?
Dad: By law you have to feed the prisoner!
Mum: 😡😡😡
1:22 PM · May 3, 2022·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Mu 🌻
@MufasaScreams
Son: Dad why is is customary for a woman to cook in a marriage.?
Dad: Well by law you have to feed the prisoner …
😂😂😂😂
1:34 PM · Aug 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
أنس
@Saka1410
Why is it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?
Because by law you have to feed the prisoner.
1:35 PM · Sep 1, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dankmemes
Posted by u/Bullettoothtony308 September 1, 2022
why is it customary for the woman to cook in a marriage?
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
BECAUSE IT’S A LAW
TO FEED THE PRISONER
Sickipedia
blackdragon
September 4, 2022
Me: Dad, why’s it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?
Dad: By law, you have to feed the prisoner.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Me: Dad, why’s it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?
Dad: By law, you have to feed the prisoner.
6:06 PM · Sep 4, 2022·Twitter Web App
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