A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 16, 2020
“Woke up this morning with a dead leg. Haven’t got a clue who’s it is”

Some people—non-runners and runners—wake up with a “dead leg.” A joke was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on December 12, 2010:

“Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea who it belongs to.”


Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea who it belongs to.
8:38 AM · Dec 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
Woke up this morning with a dead leg.
No idea who it belongs to.
7:31 AM · Dec 13, 2010·sickipediabot

Twitter
Paul Rodger
@player112345
I woke up with a dead leg this morning. I still dont know whos it is.
4:10 PM · Dec 24, 2010·TweetDeck

Twitter
Alan
@erb66
RT @MrsSelfDestrukt I woke up with a dead leg this morning.
I still dont know whos it is.
7:45 AM · May 28, 2011·Twittelator

Twitter
The Good Doctor 🔞
@Demented_Jokes
I woke up with a dead leg this morning.
I still dont know who’s it is, could belong to anyone of those hookers.
11:31 AM · Mar 22, 2012·Favstar.FM

Twitter
Paddy Robinson
@Paddy_Robo
I woke up with a dead leg this morning. I still dont know who’s it is, could belong to anyone.
4:40 AM · Mar 24, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
Woke up this morning with a dead leg.
Haven’t got a clue who’s it is…
1:51 AM · Jan 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Thursday, January 16, 2020 • Permalink