A popular “yo mama” insult “so dark” joke is:
“Yo mama is so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.”
The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on April 19, 1993.
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WANTED MAMA JOKES
Eric
4/19/93
(...)
5. Your mama’s so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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Bill Boxall
8/24/94
(...)
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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Canonical List of Yo Momma jokes
Price Charles
12/4/94
(...)
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Twitter
Jayy Starr | GreenHairedGirl
@JayyStarr
Replying to @Tyrese
@Tyrese4ReaL Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
7:10 PM - 18 Mar 2009
Twitter
KD Holt
@KD_Holt
Replying to @giannilee
@giannilee Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! xcapes via laugh truck….LAJ
9:41 PM - 7 Apr 2009
Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Twitter
Lucky Score
@LuckyScoreNet
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!
#Joke from #YoMommaJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
4:23 AM - 5 May 2018
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