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Entry from March 01, 2022
“Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks”

Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. “Wheat Thicks” doesn’t exist, but there are jokes.

“Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks” was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on October 28, 1994. “Yo mama’s so fat, she don’t eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks” was posted on Twitter by Comedy.com on November 14, 2007. “Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks” was posted on Reddit—Fatpeopleinsults on February 24, 2021.

“Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thicks” was posted on Twitter by Nathan on January 30, 2019. “Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thicks” was posted on Twitter by Jac on December 2, 2019. “wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thicks” was posted on Twitter by “beans after dark after dark” on March 22, 2020.


Wikipedia: Wheat Thins
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers distributed in the United States and Canada by Mondelez International. The product is also available in Australia through wholesaler USA Foods. Vegetable Thins, Oat Thins, Pita Thins, and Rice Thins, which are all spinoffs of Wheat Thins, are available in Canada and some regions of the United States. Wheat Thins themselves come in many flavors and varieties. Nabisco first introduced the product in 1947.

Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Yo Momma Jokes Listing! 10/28/94
Chris Litchfield
Oct 28, 1994, 1:49:04 PM
Okay here is the latest and greatest “Yo Momma” Jokelist. It is dated
10-28-94
If you have any New,Different Yo Momma jokes… mail me!!
=-> SO FAT,
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Google Groups: rec.humor
REQUEST: Canonical Yo Mamma List
Chris Litchfield
Nov 11, 1994, 1:51:04 PM
> Whoever runs this list will you please repost it?
Here Goes

=-> SO FAT,
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Google Groups: rec.humor
New bird?
Margaret Chatfield
Jan 18, 1995, 4:48:44 PM
Path: leo.vsla.edu!hearst.acc.Virginia.EDU!caen!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu! gatech!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!crh0039.urh.uiuc.edu!dcn
From: (Ted Liu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: yo momma! (1/2)
Date: Mon, 5 Dec 1994 13:11:43 -0600
(...)
>Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Google Groups: rec.humor
WANTED: Canonical list of ‘Yo momma’ + ‘Mummy Mummy’ (4/12)
Barry Blaes
Jun 14, 1995, 3:00:00 AM
Fm IntrNet: [rec.humor]
[ Text Continued ]
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy…
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Google Groups: hk.talk.sex
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Abaxial
Apr 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
Testing

Google Books
A Prairie Home Companion:
Pretty Good Joke Book

By Brian Becker
Minneapolis, MN: HighBridge
2003
Pg. 72:
Yo’ mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Twitter
Comedy.com
@comedydotcom
Yo mama’s so fat, she don’t eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks
7:01 PM · Nov 14, 2007·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Nikki
@partyzombie
Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
9:34 AM · Aug 20, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Harris Wittels
@twittels
Wheat Thins? Call me when they’re Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!
4:24 PM · Aug 10, 2011·Echofon

Reddit—Shittyaskscience
Posted by u/Ridulus March 1, 2014
How many Wheat Thins do I need in order to make a Wheat Thick?
I need to settle an argument.

Twitter
Nathan
@NathanEmsweller
Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thicks
1:02 AM · Jan 30, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Brady
@Brayden_Dennis
the existence of wheat thins implies the existence of wheat thicks
6:25 PM · May 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
smashley ♎︎
@kushleykopf
wheat thins implies the existence of wheat thicks.
1:44 AM · Nov 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jac
@ItsJustACorpse
Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thicks
12:17 AM · Dec 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
beans after dark after dark
@goodbeanaltalt
wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thicks
12:15 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Fatpeopleinsults
Posted by u/[deleted] February 24, 2021
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Twitter
the hype
@TheHyyyype
me: wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thicks
guy at party who doesn’t have brain damage from twitter: what
1:08 PM · Mar 2, 2022·Twitter for Android

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