The Big Apple: “Yo mama is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas”

A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.

Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.

Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.

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Entry from December 24, 2016

“Yo mama is so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas”

A popular “yo mama” insult joke is:

“Yo mama is so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.”

“Hahaha ur momma so old her first christmas.......was the first christmas!” was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2009.

Twitter
Year One
‏@SoYearOne
You’re so Year One, your first Christmas, was the first Christmas!
12:14 PM - 11 Jun 2009

Twitter
Jacob Saunders
‏@JakeJingleNuts
hahaha ur momma so old her first christmas.......was the first christmas!
10:05 PM - 15 Jul 2009

Twitter
Boo
‏@Gotmjnumberz
yo momma so old her first christmas was the first christmas.....lol I crack myself up, man alcohol is grrrrrrreat
9:51 PM - 22 Aug 2009

YouTube
YO MAMA SO OLD! First Christmas
Yo Mama
Published on Dec 7, 2013

YouTube
Jokes - Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
jokesus
Published on Aug 11, 2015
Joke :
Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Google Books
Yo Momma So Old Jokes
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
YO MOMMA SO OLD! her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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