A popular “yo mama” insult “ugly joke” is:
“Yo mama is so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.”
The joke is that the NHL (National Hockey League) has had some ugly people, such as players with teeth knocked out. The “yo momma” joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on September 6, 1994.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Yo Momma List 09/06/94
Chris Litchfield
9/6/94
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Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
YOUR MOMMA LONG LIST
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10/25/94
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Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Google Groups: rec.humor
yo momma (2/2)
Ted Liu
12/5/94
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>Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Google Groups: hk.talk.sex
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Abfragen
4/27/97
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Henry Barajas
@HenryBarajas
Replying to @SHAQ
@THE_REAL_SHAQ Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
2:46 PM - 29 Jun 2009
Twitter
Sassa ✨
@Sharissaaa_
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
11:26 PM - 2 Jul 2009
Google Books
The Ebook Collection of “Yo Mama” Jokes
By Melony Osterhoudt
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2013
Pg. ?:
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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5:34 AM - 6 Apr 2018
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