A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 28, 2020
“You can’t fool an aborted baby because it wasn’t born yesterday”

"You can fool me. I wasn’t born yesterday” is a way of saying that one is experienced and not naive. It does not literally mean that someone was not “born yesterday,” but there are jokes on the idiom.

“you can’t fool an aborted baby because it wasn’t born yesterday” was posted on Twitter by LIBRA. INTJ. BOOKWORM on September 15, 2010. “Smh....Lmao “You can’t fool an aborted baby-- why… Cause it wasn’t born yesterday” ~ @Lowe4Life” was posted on Twitter by #SSG on December 9, 2011. “You can’t fool an aborted baby because it wasn’t born yesterday” was posted on Twitter by c. on June 25, 2012.

“remember, people: You can’t fool an aborted fetus. It wasn’t born yesterday” was posted on Twitter by Apple time, apple time on September 25, 2010. “You can’t fool an aborted fetus, it wasn’t born yesterday” was posted on Twitter by “what are this?” on June 11, 2013. “You can’t fool an aborted fetus. They weren’t born yesterday” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on November 27, 2020.


Merriam-Webster (dictionary)
wasn’t born yesterday idiom
—used to say that someone is unlikely to believe something that is not true or to trust someone who is not trustworthy

Twitter
LIBRA. INTJ. BOOKWORM
@fading_roses19
you can’t fool an aborted baby because it wasn’t born yesterday.
7:42 PM · Sep 15, 2010·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Apple time, apple time
@rudeasHECK
remember, people: You can’t fool an aborted fetus. It wasn’t born yesterday.
4:55 PM · Sep 23, 2010·TweetDeck

Twitter
#SSG
@CuzzoBeats
Smh....Lmao “You can’t fool an aborted baby-- why… Cause it wasn’t born yesterday” ~
@Lowe4Life
3:51 PM · Dec 9, 2011·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
c.
@supchuckk
You can’t fool an aborted baby because it wasn’t born yesterday.
10:12 PM · Jun 25, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
King Jeffrey III Crown
@iFckdBettyWhite
A wise man once told me “you can’t fool an aborted baby cause it wasn’t born yesterday”.
12:19 AM · Oct 3, 2012·Plume for Android

Twitter
what are this?
@Leavethisforme
You can’t fool an aborted fetus, it wasn’t born yesterday.
11:43 PM · Jun 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Stan Halen
@StanHalen420
You can’t fool an aborted baby.. He wasn’t born yesterday #dummy #psh
9:14 PM · Mar 5, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Cade Watson
@CadeWatson
Why can’t you can’t fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
5:15 AM · Jan 15, 2016 from Kin-cho, Okinawa·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
rip maradona ♥
@BasketballIMO
Why you can’t fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday
4:07 AM · Jan 19, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Darkjokes2
Posted by u/[deleted] June 12, 2019
Why you can’t fool an aborted kid?
He wasn’t born yesterday

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sickomodem September 29, 2019
You can’t fool an aborted child…
...he wasn’t born yesterday

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/MelkorHimself November 27, 2020
You can’t fool an aborted fetus.
They weren’t born yesterday.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Saturday, November 28, 2020 • Permalink