A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 07, 2019
“You have to act quickly during a flood because it’s an emergent sea”

"Emergency” sounds like “emergent sea.” “I phoned the plumbing hotline to tell them about a salt water flood rising up from the floor, but they said it wasn’t an emergent sea” was posted on Twitter by rodger nash on April 19, 2013. “FLOODING PUN - Emergency: emergent sea” was posted on Twitter by James Cram on February 14, 2014. “Who called it a flash flood and not an emergent sea?” was posted on Twitter by Vincent Colavin on February 21, 2015.

“You have to act quickly during a flood. Because it’s an emergent sea” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 6, 2019.


Twitter
rodger nash
@rodgernash
I phoned the plumbing hotline to tell them about a salt water flood rising up from the floor, but they said it wasn’t an emergent sea.
6:24 AM - 19 Apr 2013

Twitter
James Cram
@jamescram
FLOODING PUN - Emergency: emergent sea
11:41 AM - 14 Feb 2014

Twitter
Vincent Colavin
@VincentColavin
Who called it a flash flood and not an emergent sea?
9:54 AM - 21 Feb 2015

Twitter
Matt Johnson
@MattJohnsonPhD
I guess my favorite emergency is a flood because it’s also an emergent sea.
6:56 PM - 13 Jul 2015

Twitter
Punmaster P
@PunmasterP
Guy who lives on the coast & has a flooding house calls 911 & says, “it’s an emergent sea!”
7:27 AM - 20 Dec 2015

Twitter
PaterVoss_PunBard
@PaterVoss
When the party’s wizard starts a flood, it can sometimes turn into a real emergent sea. :| #DnD #dadjokes #pun
1:03 PM - 2 Nov 2017

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Jaranon May 6, 2019
You have to act quickly during a flood.
Because it’s an emergent sea.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kas0510 June 12, 2019
Why must you act quickly during a flood?
Because it’s an emergent sea.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JackKeogh01 July 18, 2019
Why Do You Have To Act Quickly During A Flood
Because it’s an emergent sea.

Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#tuesdaytitters
Why do you have to act quickly during a flood?
Because it’s an emergent sea.
2:35 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Tuesday, May 07, 2019 • Permalink