“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that” is a jocular cookie saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Victor Peña on October 14, 2018, and probably originated from an image.
Twitter
Victor Peña
@beektor_
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy?
Cookies don’t do that.
11:54 PM - 14 Oct 2018 from Los Angeles, CA
Twitter
Travis Peoples
@TEP61581
You know when you buy a bag of salad & it gets all brown & soggy?
Cookies don’t do that 😜😋🍪👍🏾
12:30 PM - 11 Nov 2018
Twitter
Greg Williams
@GregWil26958395
You know when you buy a bag of healthy salad and it get all brown and soggy? FYI, cookies don’t do that!!!
3:18 PM - 12 Nov 2018
Google Books
Title You Know When You Buy a Bag of Salad and It Gets All Brown and Soggy? Cookies Don’t Do That: Affirmations Workbook. Includes: Mentoring Questions, Guidance, Supporting You
Author Humour Central
Edition illustrated
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2019
ISBN 1793044732, 9781793044730
Length 104 pages
Twitter
Walk off the Earth
@WalkOffTheEarth
You know when you buy a bag of salad & it gets all brown and soggy ...? Cookies don’t do that. 🍪 #WOTEwisdom #WednesdayWisdom
12:03 PM - 1 May 2019
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“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that.” - Unknown
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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