"You know you’re getting old when ‘friends with benefits’ means having someone who can drive at night” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You Know You’re Getting Old When ‘Friends With Benefits’, Means Having Someone Who Can Drive At Night” was posted on Facebook by Your Daily Dose Of Smiles on January 5, 2020.
The Online Slang Dictionary
friends with benefits
noun - plural
friends who have sex (or other sexual contact) with each other
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January 5, 2020 at 12:55 AM ·
You Know You’re Getting Old When “Friends With Benefits”, Means Having Someone Who Can Drive At Night.
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Bad Dad Jokes
January 5, 2020 at 2:16 PM ·
You know you’re getting old when “friends with benefits” means you have someone who can drive you to your colonoscopy appointment.
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probably subtweeting
@ashleighaddie
“You know you’re getting old when friends with benefits means someone that can drive at night”
5:17 PM · Jan 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Carol Ricketts
@dixidoll
You know you’re getting old when “Friends With Benefits”, means, having someone who can drive at night.
6:17 PM · Jan 11, 2020·Facebook
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Susan L Blish
@sheliya1956
You know you’re getting old when “Friends with benefits” means having someone that can drive at night.
#justsaying
1:21 AM · Jan 12, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Nessa + Macie Doodle
@DoodleNessa
You know you’re getting old when ‘friends with benefits’ means having someone who can drive at night.
#mondaythoughts
#MondayMood
7:24 AM · Jan 13, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Jst_n_avg_guy2
@Harleysdad65
You know you’re getting old when “Friends with benefits,” means having someone who can drive at night.
12:05 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Walkingonsand
Posted by u/2_Blue August 7, 2020
You know you’re getting old when “Friends with Benefits” means you have friends who can drive at night.
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Stevie Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
@StevieOakley
You know you’re getting old when “Friends With Benefits” means someone who can drive at night..
5:43 AM · Oct 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
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November 8, 2020 at 8:01 PM ·
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OUT WHEN “FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS” MEANS HAVING SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT.
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