A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 06, 2018
“You said you liked month puns. Why’d July to me?”

"Why’d July?” sounds like “Why’d you lie?” “Or, alternatively, Tom should March right in there and ask her ‘Why’d July to me?’” was posted on the newsgroup misc.rural on July 27, 1995.

“She tried to tell me it was June! He tried to tell me it was August! I looked at them both and said: ‘Why’d JULY to me?!?’” was posted on Twitter by Pardon Moi French on July 1, 2009. “Please dont mind this pun but may you ask June why July to me?” was posted on Twitter on March 26, 2018.

“When we first met you said you liked month puns and now you’re telling me you never did… Why July in the first place?” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on October 6, 2018.


Google Groups: misc.rural
Love or Money
David Laro
7/27/95
(...)
Or, alternatively, Tom should March right in there and ask her “Why’d July to me?” She May tell him the real truth this time?  At the very least, he’d have No-vember more to waste on her.

Twitter
Pardon Moi French
@PardonMoiFrench
She tried to tell me it was June! He tried to tell me it was August! I looked at them both and said: “Why’d JULY to me?!?” LMAO -ME
7:11 PM - 1 Jul 2009

Twitter
NickyNicaNicole
@Nicababe
Goodnight freedom, I’ll wake up to u in July....mexican word of the day: July - Why’d JULY to me?! Hahaha:.P gnight twats
4:33 AM - 8 Jun 2010

Twitter
Julia Velasquez
@_camillejulia
USE JULY IN A SENTENCE.... Ju! WHY`D JULY TO ME?! Omg nfkdjglskl :(( =)) :(( babaw ko ohmygosh
4:49 AM - 28 Jan 2011

Twitter
steñ
@ANai_49
Messican word of the day: July.
Ju say ju were gonna call me back but you didnt, why’d july?
10:47 PM - 29 Sep 2016

Twitter

@slackeuse
Hi! Please dont mind this pun but may you ask June why July to me? That’s all. — i dont know june only may
9:45 AM - 26 Mar 2018

Twitter
Kasanga
@kasanga__
Them: Bet you can’t make another pun using months…
Me: that’s not true, you were doing so well so why July???
9:47 AM - 18 Apr 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
When we first met you said you liked month puns and now you’re telling me you never did… (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 6, 2018 by AreebKhan619
Why July in the first place?

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Saturday, October 06, 2018 • Permalink