Many stores have “self-checkout” lines, but they’re not to check out one’s self. A joke was posted on Twitter by Cameron on May 2, 2012:
“You would think the self checkout aisle would have more mirrors.”
“You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors” was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on the following day.
Twitter
Cameron
@Cameron_Slade
You would think the self checkout aisle would have more mirrors.
2:00 PM - 2 May 2012
Twitter
David Holman
@HolmanTravel
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
3:39 PM - 2 May 2012
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors. #ZING
6:30 PM - 3 May 2012
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John Galt
@Vito_McAwesome
RT @funnyoneliners: You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors. #ZING RT @MensHumor
7:37 AM - 4 May 2012
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
10:18 AM - 15 Aug 2014
OnePlus.net
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mythinkhouse, Aug 18, 2014 :
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
Twitter
Greg A. Bucher
@GregABucher1
You’d think that the self checkout line would have more mirrors.
1:57 AM - 19 Aug 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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