A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 19, 2017
“You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors”

Many stores have “self-checkout” lines, but they’re not to check out one’s self. A joke was posted on Twitter by Cameron on May 2, 2012:

“You would think the self checkout aisle would have more mirrors.”

“You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors” was posted on Twitter by Men’s Humor on the following day.


Twitter
Cameron‏
@Cameron_Slade
You would think the self checkout aisle would have more mirrors.
2:00 PM - 2 May 2012

Twitter
David Holman‏
@HolmanTravel
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
3:39 PM - 2 May 2012

Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors. #ZING
6:30 PM - 3 May 2012

Twitter
John Galt‏
@Vito_McAwesome
RT @funnyoneliners: You’d think the self-checkout lanes would have more mirrors. #ZING RT @MensHumor
7:37 AM - 4 May 2012

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
10:18 AM - 15 Aug 2014

OnePlus.net
make me laugh and receive an invite
mythinkhouse, Aug 18, 2014 :
You’d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.

Twitter
Greg A. Bucher‏
@GregABucher1
You’d think that the self checkout line would have more mirrors.
1:57 AM - 19 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, November 19, 2017 • Permalink