A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 14, 2018
“Your car’s been keyed. The good news is that the damage looks to B minor”

A popular image in 2018 shows a blue Volkswagen car “keyed” with musical notation and the caption:

“Your car’s been keyed. The good news is that the damage looks to B minor.”


Twitter
naseeb
@OGNASEEB
“Your car has been keyed, the good news is that the damage seems to b minor” 😂
2:21 AM - 17 Aug 2018

Twitter
₵lodia ☺
@Clodiavel
@charlieputh HaHa!!!  B minor (what a cool damage)😜
(The image is shown.—ed.)
5:35 PM - 18 Aug 2018

Twitter
Phyllis Lupinacci #CP_FAMILY 💚
@PhyllisLupinac1
Dear Charlie @charlieputh The good news is that the damage looks to B minor, & you being the huge nerd that you are, getting excited over it, is one more reason why I love you, by the way, I thought that was funny, so maybe I’m a nerd too. ilysm❤️ #CP_FAMILY💚
0:04 (A video image is shown.—ed.)
3:36 PM - 19 Aug 2018

Facebook
Birgit Atherton Jones shared a post.
August 21, 2018 at 7:33 PM ·
The damage seems to B minor
(The image is credited to “unKNOWN PUNster @2018.”—ed.)·

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Yesterday my car was keyed (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 14, 2018 by d2_ricci
The good news is the damage seems to b minor
https://imgur.com/a/3BlOI7w

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Friday, September 14, 2018 • Permalink