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“In Texas, the shortest distance between two points is likely under construction”
“Texas food groups in spring: BBQ, Tacos, Claritin”
“We Ain’t Comin’ Out” (WACO)
“Make America like Texas” (MALT)
MALT (Make America Like Texas)
“Texas cooking: Kill something, bacon wrap it with a jalapeño and grill it. Enjoy with cold beer”
“Cowboys: Scrape shit from boots before entering” (sign)
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth”
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth”
“A life without brisket is a life not worth living”
“Texan by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
“I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos”
“Frozen margaritas are just smoothies for Texans”
“Frozen margaritas are just Texas smoothies”
“Don’t Canada my Texas”
“Pollen is the snow of the south”
“The only thing in Texas that changes faster than the weather is a woman’s mind”
“Women today are like the weather in Texas. You will never understand them”
“Texas women are like the weather in Texas—unpredictable and bipolar”
“Texas women are like the weather—so hot”
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