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“People never tell you when it’s their first rodeo, but are eager to inform you when it’s not”
“The Best Show in Town” (Texas Legislature)
“Queso is just Texan fondue”
Texcation (Texas + vacation)
“Australians are just British Texans”
“In Texas we salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
“Space cowboys imply the existence of space cows”
“In Texas, ‘hot yoga’ is just called ‘yoga‘“
“Texas is like hot yoga without the yoga”
“In Texas, all yoga is hot yoga”
“The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ film was a big lie. They didn’t damage a single chainsaw”
“Lubbock, Texas is so flat that if you stand on a penny you can see Dallas!”
“The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas”
“Welcome to Austin. Please don’t move here (I hear Dallas is great!)”
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
“How does a cowboy start his day?"/"He reboots.”
Great Plains
Texas Twinkies (bacon and brisket wrapped cream cheese-filled jalapeño poppers)
“Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed”
Hillbilly (Hill Billy)
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