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“The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ film was a big lie. They didn’t damage a single chainsaw”
“Lubbock, Texas is so flat that if you stand on a penny you can see Dallas!”
“The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas”
“Welcome to Austin. Please don’t move here (I hear Dallas is great!)”
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
“How does a cowboy start his day?"/"He reboots.”
Great Plains
Texas Twinkies (bacon and brisket wrapped cream cheese-filled jalapeño poppers)
“Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed”
Hillbilly (Hill Billy)
“If a cowboy dies and comes back to life, is it called reintarnation?”
“What’s a cowboy’s favorite holiday?"/"Y’alloween.” (y’all + Halloween)
“North is a direction. The South is a lifestyle”
“Mad as a wet hen” (very mad)
“All gurgle and no guts”
“Madder than a wet hen” (very mad)
“Why are so few murders solved in the South?"/"No dental records and all the DNA matches.”
“Go Round Rock” (Round Rock slogan)
“What does the Chinese cowboy say?"/"Yeehao.”
“What does a Chinese cowboy say?"/"Ni-haody.”
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