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“United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches”
“America: Texas and 49 bitches”
“Texas potholes will change your radio station and unlock your doors”
“Potholes in Texas will change your radio station and lock your doors”
“Texas weather just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
“Lobster tail and beer. Three of my favorite things”
“Houston is two hours away from Houston”
“In the South, shade is just diet sun”
“In Texas, the shade is just diet sun”
“Houston is actually an hour away from Houston”
“Houston is an hour away from Houston”
Texaholic (Texas + -aholic)
“My least favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
“My favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
“One great thing about Texas heat: You can guarantee no one is waiting in your back seat”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the official verb of Texas”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the national verb of Texas”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the state verb of Texas”
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?"/"He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
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