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Little Austin (Denton nickname)
“Texans measure distance in hours, not miles”
“If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas”
“Chili is just cowboy curry”
“Chili is just southern curry”
“Chili is just western curry”
“Chili is just Tex-Mex curry”
“Chili is just Texas curry”
“Chili is just Texan curry”
“United States of America: You mean Texas and its 49 bitches”
“America: Texas and 49 bitches”
“Texas potholes will change your radio station and unlock your doors”
“Potholes in Texas will change your radio station and lock your doors”
“Texas weather just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
“Lobster tail and beer. Three of my favorite things”
“Houston is two hours away from Houston”
“In the South, shade is just diet sun”
“In Texas, the shade is just diet sun”
“Houston is actually an hour away from Houston”
“Houston is an hour away from Houston”
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