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• “Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed” (9/1)
• Hillbilly (Hill Billy) (8/14)
• “If a cowboy dies and comes back to life, is it called reintarnation?” (7/19)
• “What’s a cowboy’s favorite holiday?"/"Y’alloween.” (y’all + Halloween) (7/14)
• “North is a direction. The South is a lifestyle” (6/11)
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“If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn’t eat ‘em”
“We don’t care how you did it up North”
Texit (Texas + exit)
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?"/"He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“A young Texan walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
YallQaeda or Y’all Qaeda (y’all + al-Qaeda)
Yeehawd (yeehaw + jihad); Yeehawdist (yeehaw + jihadist)
“Why are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? (joke)
“He was addicted to cowboy line dancing and entered a two-step program”
“The rodeo ain’t over till the bull riders ride”
“He’ll do to ride the river with”
Triple A-Stros (Houston Astros nickname)
“That’s all she wrote”
Ranchion (ranch + mansion)
Zydecajun (zydeco + Cajun)
“Tom Landry is such a perfectionist he’d expect Raquel Welch to cook”
Flash Drought
“Country as cornbread” ("Country as corn bread")
“Country as cornflakes” ("Country as corn flakes")
“Why did God create armadillos?” (joke)
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