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• “Lubbock, Texas is so flat that if you stand on a penny you can see Dallas!” (3/23)
• “The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas” (3/23)
• “Welcome to Austin. Please don’t move here (I hear Dallas is great!)” (3/23)
• “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us” (1/6)
• “How does a cowboy start his day?"/"He reboots.” (12/14)
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“Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?” (dirty joke)
Diet Texas (Oklahoma nickname)
Cadillac of Poker (Texas Hold ‘em nickname)
“The best thing about Austin is that it’s so close to Texas”
Second Nashville (Austin nickname)
“They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that’s real small pieces”
“Only angry people win football games”
“If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn’t eat ‘em”
“We don’t care how you did it up North”
Texit (Texas + exit)
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?"/"He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“A young Texan walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
YallQaeda or Y’all Qaeda (y’all + al-Qaeda)
Yeehawd (yeehaw + jihad); Yeehawdist (yeehaw + jihadist)
“Why are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? (joke)
“He was addicted to cowboy line dancing and entered a two-step program”
“The rodeo ain’t over till the bull riders ride”
“He’ll do to ride the river with”
Triple A-Stros (Houston Astros nickname)
“That’s all she wrote”
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