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“Don’t California my Texas”
Big Apple (Fort Worth, TX barbecue restaurant, 1941-1968)
“With a name like Texas Instruments you’d think they would’ve made guitars, banjos, fiddles…”
“Texas: I’m ready for the week! I got my umbrella, my flip flops, turtle neck, my suntan lotion…
“If Texas saw many, many more tornadoes, it would be called “Vortexas‘“
“You might live in Texas if you shovel snow and need to mow your yard in the same week”
“U-Haul in Texas is called Yee-Haul”
“What do cowboys use to move from state to state?"/"Yee-Hauls.”
“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”
“Normal cat … Meow. Texan cat … Meowdy”
“Cowboys go ‘yee haw’ and ninjas go ‘hee yaw‘“
“People never tell you when it’s their first rodeo, but are eager to inform you when it’s not”
“The Best Show in Town” (Texas Legislature)
“Queso is just Texan fondue”
Texcation (Texas + vacation)
“Australians are just British Texans”
“In Texas we salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
“Space cowboys imply the existence of space cows”
“In Texas, ‘hot yoga’ is just called ‘yoga‘“
“Texas is like hot yoga without the yoga”
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