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• “A life without brisket is a life not worth living” (11/6)
• “Texan by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice” (5/27)
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Texaholic (Texas + -aholic)
“My least favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
“My favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
“One great thing about Texas heat: You can guarantee no one is waiting in your back seat”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the official verb of Texas”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the national verb of Texas”
“‘Fixin’ to’ is the state verb of Texas”
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?"/"He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“Don’t California my Texas”
Big Apple (Fort Worth, TX barbecue restaurant, 1941-1968)
“With a name like Texas Instruments you’d think they would’ve made guitars, banjos, fiddles…”
“Texas: I’m ready for the week! I got my umbrella, my flip flops, turtle neck, my suntan lotion…
“If Texas saw many, many more tornadoes, it would be called “Vortexas‘“
“You might live in Texas if you shovel snow and need to mow your yard in the same week”
“U-Haul in Texas is called Yee-Haul”
“What do cowboys use to move from state to state?"/"Yee-Hauls.”
“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”
“Normal cat … Meow. Texan cat … Meowdy”
“Cowboys go ‘yee haw’ and ninjas go ‘hee yaw‘“
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