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Texit (Texas + exit)
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?"/"He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
“A young Texan walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
YallQaeda or Y’all Qaeda (y’all + al-Qaeda)
Yeehawd (yeehaw + jihad); Yeehawdist (yeehaw + jihadist)
“Why are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? (joke)
“He was addicted to cowboy line dancing and entered a two-step program”
“The rodeo ain’t over till the bull riders ride”
“He’ll do to ride the river with”
Triple A-Stros (Houston Astros nickname)
“That’s all she wrote”
Ranchion (ranch + mansion)
Zydecajun (zydeco + Cajun)
“Tom Landry is such a perfectionist he’d expect Raquel Welch to cook”
Flash Drought
“Country as cornbread” ("Country as corn bread")
“Country as cornflakes” ("Country as corn flakes")
“Why did God create armadillos?” (joke)
Land of Entrapment (New Mexico nickname)
“There are more Baptists than people in Texas”
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