Recent entries:
• “The ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ film was a big lie. They didn’t damage a single chainsaw” (6/12)
• “Lubbock, Texas is so flat that if you stand on a penny you can see Dallas!” (3/23)
• “The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas” (3/23)
• “Welcome to Austin. Please don’t move here (I hear Dallas is great!)” (3/23)
• “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us” (1/6)
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“That’s all she wrote”
Ranchion (ranch + mansion)
Zydecajun (zydeco + Cajun)
“Tom Landry is such a perfectionist he’d expect Raquel Welch to cook”
Flash Drought
“Country as cornbread” ("Country as corn bread")
“Country as cornflakes” ("Country as corn flakes")
“Why did God create armadillos?” (joke)
Land of Entrapment (New Mexico nickname)
“There are more Baptists than people in Texas”
“In queso emergency, I pray to Cheesus”
“In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant”
“Cowboys don’t take baths—they just dust off”
“She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road”
Great American Job Machine (Texas nickname)
Caviar of the South (grits)
Caviar of the South (pimento cheese)
Romoing
“Call them ‘Armadillos’ because the team gets killed on the road”
Spine of Texas (Interstate 35)
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