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Entry from December 14, 2019
“How does a cowboy start his day?"/"He reboots.”

A cowboy riddle was posted on Reddit—DadJokes on December 7, 2019, then on Reddit—3amjokes on December 14, 2019:

Q: How does a cowboy start his day?
A: He reboots.


The joke essentially relates the “reboot” of cowboy boots to the “reboot” of a computer system.


Twitter
Z. Peterson
@MrZachPeterson
Everytime a cowboy gets dressed in the morning he reboots.
4:34 PM 路 Nov 2, 2014路Echofon

Twitter
The Wolf of Walgreens
@oscar_morris
What does a cowboy do when his horse freezes?
He reboots! 馃槀
9:47 AM 路 Jan 14, 2016路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Meridian
@Meridian_
What does a cowboy do when his footwear falls off?
He reboots
9:10 AM 路 Dec 10, 2018路Twitter for Android

Reddit—DadJokes
Posted by u/boogerknows December 7, 2019
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots

Twitter
Kevin Carter
@wapimaskwa69
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots.
5:39 PM 路 Dec 6, 2019路Twitter Web App (THis was probably posted after the above.—ed.)

Twitter
Ben 馃彸锔忊嶐煂堭煇
@BenjiTheFurry
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots!
7:19 AM 路 Dec 7, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/boogerknows December 14, 2019
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Saturday, December 14, 2019 • Permalink