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Entry from February 16, 2017
“I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided…” (joke)

"This town ain’t big enough for the both of us” is a line that supposedly started fights in the old Wild West. A one-line joke is:

“A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person.”

“A lot of conflicts in the wild west could have been avoided if the architects had just made the towns big enough for everyone” was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2011.


Twitter
Henrietta
‏@sillyballerina
A lot of conflicts in the wild west could have been avoided if the architects had just made the towns big enough for everyone
2:18 AM - 26 Sep 2011

Twitter
Christí McCullough
‏@ChristiMac7
I believe a lot of conflict in the wild west could of been avoided! Cowboy architects should of made the towns big enough for everyone !
3:16 AM - 26 Sep 2011

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shut up, Nic
‏@thesockpuppet
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if cowboy architects had built their towns big enough for everybody.
4:34 AM - 26 Sep 2011

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person.

Reddit—Jokes
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely
submitted April 13, 2015 by life_love_regret
if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

16 February 2016, Gympie (Queensland) Times, “Wake Up and Laugh,” pg, 2:
I believe most of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could have been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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LaffGaff Jokes
May 30, 2016 ·
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if cowboy architects had just made towns big enough for everyone.

Reddit—CleanJokes
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely… (self.cleanjokes)
submitted December 1, 2016 by madazzahatterQuality “Ugh” Contributor
...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Thursday, February 16, 2017 • Permalink