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Entry from February 14, 2021
“Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW”

"Just trying to find the YEE to my HAW, and I keep finding the HELL to my NAW” is a jocular saying that has been printe on many images. “Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I keep finding the hell to my naw” was posted on Facebook by Veronica Cromwell on January 21, 2021, and the saying became popular for Valentine’s Day about three weeks later.

“Are you the man who can put the YEE in my HAW?” was posted in a persona ad in The Dispatch and The Rock Island Argus (Moline, IL) on October 10, 1997. “@EmWatson you’re like the yee to my haw! #BecauseTexas” was posted on Twitter by GЯΔΠT on November 4, 2012. “I’m just trynna find the yee to my haw” was posted on Twitter by soph on February 16, 2018.

“I asked my sister if she would be the ‘yee’ to my ‘haw’ and she gonna say you can be the ‘hell’ to my ‘naw’” was posted on Twitter by ⟬⟭ To the Grammys Bitch ⁷8⟭⟬ on May 22, 2019. “Just want the yee to my haw, but y’all just a hell to my nah” was posted on Twitter by Raul on June 23, 2020. “She wanna be the YEE to my Haw but really she the Hell to the Naw” was posted on Twitter by ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕤 ℝ𝕪𝕒𝕟 on June 27, 2020.

“I keep searching for the YEE to my HAW But I’m only finding my HELL to the NAW” (written on a Texas-shaped cookie) was posted on Facebook by Texas is Life on February 14, 2021.


Newspapers.com
10 October 1997, The Dispatch and The Rock Island Argus (Moline, IL), “The Personal Connection: Women Seeking Men,” pg. C8, col. 1 ad:
Are you the man who can put the YEE in my HAW?

Twitter
Ericka
@en809
@andisymonds @DesiFaust you’re both the “yee” to my “haw”. love you guys more than Crop Touring, tequila & Walter #Kansas
1:06 PM · Oct 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
h a i l e y
@TeaseMeKidrauhl
@AustinMahone
Ur the yee to my haw LMAOOOOOOO <3
10:36 AM · Apr 7, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
GЯΔΠT
@MrGpops
Replying to @EmmaWatson
@EmWatson you’re like the yee to my haw! #BecauseTexas
12:52 AM · Nov 4, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
soph 🕊
@sophiiajara
Replying to @ceg070
I’m just trynna find the yee to my haw
1:28 AM · Feb 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Elliot Phillips
@phielliot
Just out here trying to find the yee to my haw.
3:57 PM · Apr 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Faith Wettstein ツ
@FaithWettstein
I’m convinced that God put me on this Earth to find the yee to my haw
11:20 PM · Apr 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
777.
@aleigham_
tryna find the “yee” to my “haw”, the buckle to my belt, and the saddle to my horse.
11:36 AM · Jun 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
⟬⟭ To the Grammys Bitch ⁷8⟭⟬
@cookietookie143
I asked my sister if she would be the “yee” to my “haw” and she gonna say you can be the “hell” to my “naw”
GIF
9:05 PM · May 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Raul
@RicoSuaveNR
Just want the yee to my haw, but y’all just a hell to my nah
4:14 PM · Jun 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕤 ℝ𝕪𝕒𝕟
@NWalt4u
She wanna be the YEE to my Haw but really she the Hell to the Naw
5:49 PM · Jun 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Quincy J
@Ai8e_QuincyJ
My ex thought she was the yee to my haw bitch you was the hell to my Nah
7:51 AM · Jul 1, 2020 from Nashville, TN·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Alex Doane
@AlexDoane1
I’m just trying to find the yee to my haw not the hell to my nah
5:30 PM · Jul 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Veronica Cromwell
January 21, 2021 at 11:00 PM ·
Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I keep finding the hell to my naw

Twitter
V
@bullseye__babe
just trying to find the yee to my haw, and i just keep finding the hell to my naw
11:04 PM · Jan 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
tBaby Bella
@SpaceXBelle
Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I keep finding the hell to my naw
3:11 PM · Jan 22, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Sid
@sidprinkey11
Just trying to find the yee to my haw, and I keep finding the hell to my naw
6:08 PM · Jan 22, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Graycie York
@gyorkmusic
i keep trying to find the yee to my haw but keep finding the hell to my naw
1:02 AM · Jan 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Texas is Life
February 14, 2021 ·
A Texas Valentine’s cookie for single folks.
via HayleyCakes and Cookies
(The following text is shown on a Texas-shaped cookie.—ed.)
I keep searching
for the
YEE to my HAW
But I’m only finding my
HELL to the NAW

Twitter
𝓢𝓪𝓿
@iSavvyGirl
I keep searching for the YEE to my HAW. But I’m only finding the HELL to the NAW.
9:41 PM · Feb 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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