"If you’re ever being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead” is jocular advice that has been printed on several images.
“If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead” was posted on Twitter by Olaf Falafel on NOvember 25, 2014. Olaf Falafel is a comedian and a children’s author.
Wikipedia: Taxidermy
Taxidermy is the art of preserving an animal’s body via mounting (over an armature) or stuffing, for the purpose of display or study. Animals are often, but not always, portrayed in a lifelike state. The word taxidermy describes the process of preserving the animal, but the word is also used to describe the end product, which are called taxidermy mounts or referred to simply as “taxidermy”.
Wikipedia: Olaf Falafel
Derek Chickpeas, best known by his stage-name, Olaf Falafel, is a comedian and a children’s author, who illustrates his own books, he is also the creator and presenter of Art Club an online Art channel for kids. He has been a stand-up comedian since 2012 and was also known for making humorous Vines, which he shared on Twitter, and some of which went viral, until uploading of videos from Vine to Twitter was suspended in 2016. His humour frequently involves puns and absurdity.
Twitter
Olaf Falafel
@OFalafel
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
4:01 AM · Nov 25, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Olaf Falafel
@OFalafel
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
5:52 AM · Dec 13, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kira Cochrane
@KiraCochrane
“If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead” - Olaf Falafel https://theguardian.com/stage/2017/aug/15/the-10-best-jokes-from-the-edinburgh-fringe?CMP=share_btn_tw
10:49 AM · Aug 15, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/plutonium-239 August 16, 2017
If you are chased by a bunch of Taxidermists
Don’t play dead
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/KFR42 November 21, 2017
If you’re ever chased by a pack of taxidermists
DO NOT play dead.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Markyhoof January 20, 2018
If you are being chased by a mob of taxidermists. Do not play dead
COMMENTS
masterfunkp
Or they’ll mount you
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] August 8, 2018
Pro Tip: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists…
Do not play dead.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/IrishViking_ January 20, 2019
If you ever find yourself chased by a pack of Taxidermists
Don’t play dead.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EastlyGod1 June 14, 2020
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists.
Don’t play dead.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/captain_stabbinCR September 4, 2020
If you ever find yourself being chased by a pack of Taxidermists
Never play dead
Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
Today’s advice: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead
5:06 AM · Mar 24, 2021·Twitter Web App