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Entry from February 11, 2017
“Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to Cowboys Stadium. No chance of a touchdown there”

A joke about the Dallas Cowboys football team is:

“Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to the Cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on October 27, 2010. Cowboys Stadium was renamed AT&T Stadium (after a corporate sponsor) in 2013, but the joke works better with the original name.


Wikipedia: AT&T Stadium
AT&T Stadium, formerly Cowboys Stadium, is a city-owned 80,000-seat capacity stadium with a retractable roof in Arlington, Texas, United States. It serves as the home of the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League (NFL). It replaced the partially covered Texas Stadium, which opened in 1971 and served as the Cowboys’ home through the 2008 season. It was completed on May 27, 2009. The facility can also be used for a variety of other activities outside of its main purpose (professional football), such as concerts, basketball games, college and high school football contests, soccer matches, and motocross and Spartan races.

Twitter
JaVii LineUp
‏@JaviiWHOO
tornado warning in central texas! everyone head to the cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there.#POW
4:58 PM - 27 Oct 2010

Twitter
John Jasko
‏@jaskojad
Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to the Cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there.
5:55 PM - 27 Oct 2010

Twitter
Leia Cator (ˆ◡ˆ)❀
‏@mscator
RT @jaskojad: Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to the Cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there. 5:55 PM - 27 Oct 2010

Twitter
Ryan Hurler
‏@Hurler
tornado warning in central texas! everyone head to the cowboys stadium...no chance of a touchdown there.
9:50 AM - 28 Oct 2010

Bogley
Thread: Just a little bit of Dallas Cowboys fun…
Riseforms
10-30-2010, 01:15 PM
Tornado warning in central Texas...everybody head for Cowboys Stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.

Facebook
You live everyday, you only die once.
November 12, 2012 ·
There is a tornado warning in central Texas. Everyone head to the Cowboys stadium....no chance of a touchdown there.

Twitter
Daniel Tosh
‏@itsDannyTosh
Tornado warning in central Texas! Everyone head to the cowboys stadium… no chance of touchdown there
10:10 PM - 9 Apr 2013

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Saturday, February 11, 2017 • Permalink