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“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth”

"Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy/purty mouth” is a jocular Southern saying that has been printed on many signs.

“Posted by: jonbradley in Email - Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth” was posted on Twitter by PoliticalHaze on August 6, 2010. “RT @ASouthernYankee: Trespasuers will be hogg tied and told they have a purty mouth” was posted on Twitter by andJulesxx on January 30, 2011. “Trespassers will be hogtied and told they have a purty mouth” was posted on Twitter by Rhys on February 12, 2011.

“Best sign on res hall room door ‘tresspassers will be hogg tied and told they have a purdy mouth’” was posted on Twitter by Zachary L on November 24, 2010. “I just plan to hang a sign on the door that says ‘Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth’” was posted on Twitter by Mercedes M. Yardley on February 27, 2011. “Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth” was posted on Twitter by Laura Legacy on APril 12, 2012.


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PoliticalHaze
@PoliticalHaze
Posted by: jonbradley in Email - Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth - http://stdr.in/cd854a
3:43 PM · Aug 6, 2010·erased113913

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Zachary L
@ZeeGrouch
Best sign on res hall room door “tresspassers will be hogg tied and told they have a purdy mouth”
12:31 PM · Nov 24, 2010·HTC Peep

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andJulesxx
@andJulesxx
RT @ASouthernYankee: Trespasuers will be hogg tied and told they have a purty mouth http://bit.ly/eUBs8W #blog #writing - hilarious blog!
8:19 PM · Jan 30, 2011·TweetDeck

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Rhys
@ItsYaBoiCecil
“Trespassers will be hogtied and told they have a purty mouth.” XD
1:28 AM · Feb 12, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Mercedes M. Yardley
@mercedesmy
@spicefinch I just plan to hang a sign on the door that says “Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth.”
@ReganWrites
1:58 AM · Feb 27, 2011·TweetDeck

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potato papii
@BaldyMcfoureyes
trespassers will be shot, survivors will be hog-tied and told they have a purty mouth.
2:27 AM · Feb 9, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Katarina G
@katarinag
Best sign I’ve seen in a long while: “trespassers will be hogtied and told they have a purty mouth”.
8:04 PM · Mar 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Laura Legacy
@Pants_Ninja
Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth. ...I miss my hick town. xD
7:22 PM · Apr 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
@drivertraining2
Welcome to Wales—Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth :-o
8:22 AM · May 10, 2012·TweetList!

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Dayne bruggeman
@dayneboogie
Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purtty mouth
7:53 AM · Jun 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Phil Temples
@laughmonkeyboy
Handmade sign: “Trespasures will be hogg tied and told they have a purty mouth.” Cue the banjos. -Whiskey and the Morning After blog
10:13 AM · Oct 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Sully™
@iSully5s
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purdy mouth”
5:53 PM · Oct 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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nitsuA
@kaiwoktaS
Trespassers will be hogtied and told that they have a purty mouth
12:37 AM · Nov 5, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Think like Darren
@_thisisdarren
Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth
11:10 PM · Dec 6, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Channing 🐗🇺🇸
@Channing_C334
“Trespassers will be hogtied and told they have a purdy mouth”
10:19 PM · Jul 30, 2013·Twitter for Android

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FAILED SIGN
@FailSign
Trespasuers will be hoggtied and told they have a purty mouth!
(This is shown on a handwritten sign.—ed.)
6:30 AM · Jul 10, 2014·Buffer

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Γεωργία
@TerreneSpoon
“Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth.”
2:02 AM · Mar 9, 2021·Twitter for Android

iFunny
_James
1 jan 2022
WILL BE HOG TIED AND TOLD THEY HAVE APURDY MOUTH.

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Squier Actual
@squier62
Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a Purdy Mouth.
5:14 AM · Feb 17, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

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grit (hiatus)
@spookygrit__
visitors of my page will be hog-tied and told they have a purty mouth
(A sign is also shown.—ed.)
6:15 PM · Aug 14, 2022·Twitter for Android

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