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Entry from January 22, 2020
“I just won a reward for most secretive person in the office” (joke)

"I’ve just won the ‘Most secretive person 2013’ award. I can’t tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.

“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ they ever met. I can’t tell you how much this means to me” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 27, 2019. “For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office. I can’t tell you how much this award means to me” was posted on Twitter by Dad Jokes on September 2, 2019.

“I just won a reward for most secretive person in the office. I can’t tell you how much that means to me” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 22, 2020.


Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’ve just won the ‘Most secretive person 2013’ award.  I can’t tell you how much it means to me.
#sickipedia
5:10 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
I’ve just won the ‘Most secretive person 2013’ award.
I can’t tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia
5:26 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter for Websites

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
I’ve just won the ‘Most secretive person 2013’ award. I can’t tell you how much it means to me.

12 August 2015, The Daily Mirror (London, UK), “Smug Punter’s Delight” by John Shaw, pg. 56:
MANCHESTER CITY have been slashed from 3-1 to 15-8 to win the Premier League after one match. This has left me, as a 3-1 voucher holder, more smug than when I won the title of Most Secretive Person 2014. I can’t tell you how much that meant to me.

Google Books
1,037 One Liner Jokes
By Matthew Hovey
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2017
Pg. ?:
295. I’ve just won the ‘Most Secretive Person 2017’ award… I can’t tell you how much it means to me.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto June 27, 2019
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
3:23 PM · Sep 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
8:15 AM · Sep 3, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/simplyGagi September 6, 2019
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Nolan-January 22, 2020
I just won a reward for most secretive person in the office.
I can’t tell you how much that means to me.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, January 22, 2020 • Permalink


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