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Entry from May 01, 2019
“Why are so few murders solved in the South?”/“No dental records and all the DNA matches.”

“OT: Bad southerner joke” was posted on the newsgroup alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys on November 26, 2003:
 
Q: Why are so few murders solved in the south
A: No dental records and all the DNA matches…...

 
The “redneck” or “hillbilly” joke has been printed on many images.
   
 
Google Groups: alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys
OT: Bad southerner joke
Dave Wallen
11/26/03
Why are so few murders solved in the south
No dental records and all the DNA matches…...
       
Google Groups: alt.books.deryni
Good Ol’ Boys At Court.
Jerry Maher
7/12/04
(...)
You know why it is so hard to identify a corpse in a redneck community?
The DNA matches everyone and there are no dental records.
     
Twitter
Tony Maro
@tonymaro
Replying to @superamit
@superamit You hear about the murder in West Virginia they can’t solve?  CSI says all the DNA matches and there’s no dental records!
11:05 PM - 13 Apr 2008
   
Twitter
Modesto
@ElloModo4x4
Fwd:Why do the police hate hillbilly murder cases? Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.
Modo
3:39 PM - 17 Apr 2008
   
Twitter
Aaron Nye
@anogy
From my brother: Why do police hate redneck / hillbilly murder cases?  No dental records and all the DNA matches.
5:31 PM - 16 Jan 2009
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/planetjumper December 8, 2014
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.
Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cheesepolo May 15, 2016
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
There’s no dental records and all the DNA matches
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Kozmikfrequency October 8, 2016
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?
Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/gimmedatjuice December 8, 2017
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
Because all the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/hz1234 May 1, 2019
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Wednesday, May 01, 2019 • Permalink


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