“A tourniquet” sounds a bit like “attorney kit.” “This incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit” was posted on Twitter by “???????????????? ???????????? ????????????????????????” on August 27, 2012.
 
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 27, 2018:
 
Q: How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
A: Attorney-kit.
 
   
Twitter 
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@doTheNugs420pls
this incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit
8:40 PM - 27 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Curtis Wenis
@CurtisWenis
Michael Cohen is such a bad lawyer he needs attorney kit to stop the bleeding!!!!!11!11!1
7:00 AM - 10 Apr 2018
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 27, 2018 by mrdoolit
Attorney-kit.
 
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? Attorney-kit.
3:34 PM - 27 Sep 2018
 
Twitter
Louisiana ?? Boy
@FlyAir4
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
Attorney-kit
5:24 PM - 27 Sep 2018 from Lafayette, LA