March 15th (the middle of the month) is called the Ides of March. Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 B.C.
   
“If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on March 15, 2011. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on March 15, 2013. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by Aaron Walters on March 15, 2014. “If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend” was posted on X/Twitter by natalie on March 16, 2015.
   
“Already messing up constructing the perfect joke for tomorrow. Should have said ‘I’m going to TAKE A STAB at a great Ides of March joke’” was posted on X/Twitter by Immediate Ceasefire🇵🇸End the Genocide on March 14, 2013. “In honor of the Ides of March, does anyone know any good Julius Caesar jokes? C’mon, take a stab at it!” was posted on X/Twitter by Robyn on March 15, 2014. “I think I’m going to take a stab at writing an Ides of March joke” was posted on X/Twitter by Paro-D on March 15, 2017.  “I thought I’d take a stab at an Ides of March joke” was posted on X/Twitter by Anthony G. Cirilla ⚱️✝️ on March 15, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Ides of March
The Ides of March (/aɪdz/; Latin: Idus Martiae, Late Latin: Idus Martii) is the 74th day in the Roman calendar, corresponding to 15 March. It was marked by several religious observances and was a deadline for settling debts in Rome. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar, which made the Ides of March a turning point in Roman history.
     
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Shari VanderWerf
@Shariv67
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.
11:22 AM · Mar 15, 2011
   
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tiny jesus
@tinyjesus
Just realized I missed my chance to get a stab at those ides of march salad jokes.
3:13 PM · Mar 16, 2012
 
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Immediate Ceasefire🇵🇸End the Genocide
@BobbyLibby
Already messing up constructing the perfect joke for tomorrow. Should have said “I’m going to TAKE A STAB at a great Ides of March joke” :(
11:31 AM · Mar 14, 2013
   
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🏄Surfing the Law⚖
@Surfdudeken03
I was going to take a stab at an Ides of March joke, but I thought better eat a nice Caesar salad first.
10:55 AM · Mar 15, 2013
     
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Shari VanderWerf
@Shariv67
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.
12:10 PM · Mar 15, 2013
 
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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦
@KellyScaletta
I was going to take a stab at an Ides of March joke, but decided against it.
8:13 PM · Mar 15, 2013
   
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Aaron Walters
@aaronwalters_
If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend. #IdesOfMarch
1:02 PM · Mar 15, 2014
   
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Robyn
@RobynLAWoman
In honor of the Ides of March, does anyone know any good Julius Caesar jokes? C’mon, take a stab at it!
5:37 PM · Mar 15, 2014
   
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natalie
@natisinvisible
“If I read one more corny ides of March joke, I’m going to stab my best friend.”
12:37 AM · Mar 16, 2015
   
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Rachel Seis
@rachelbernhard
Tried taking a stab at an Ides of March joke, but worried I’d come off too brute.
9:48 AM · Mar 15, 2016
   
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Paro-D
@pironomy
I think I’m going to take a stab at writing an Ides of March joke.
11:07 AM · Mar 15, 2017
   
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April 🕰️ Time Lady Vtuber ⏳ 🍉Debut TBD
@TimeLadyApril
That’s true, I ought to take a stab at making an ides of march joke.
8:15 PM · Mar 15, 2018
   
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Will Moriarty
@willmoriarty86
You all need to cease taking a stab at Ides of March jokes, because the attempts I’ve seen so far are pretty brutal
9:10 AM · Mar 15, 2019
   
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Rex Steele
@ThisIsRexSteele
Should I take a stab at making an Ides of March joke?
7:14 PM · Mar 15, 2021 from Memphis, TN
   
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cho skrunee dopat, sleemo
@nutralmilfhotel
i might take a stab at an ides of march joke today
3:42 AM · Mar 15, 2022
 
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Anthony G. Cirilla ⚱️✝️
@boethianacolyte
I thought I’d take a stab at an Ides of March joke.
1:41 PM · Mar 15, 2022
 
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Wally
@therealbigWALL
I saw a lot of ides of March jokes and thought I’d take a stab at it.
12:06 PM · Mar 15, 2023
 
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obi wap kenobi
@hopesterrr
ides of march jokes never get old. everybody should get to take a stab at it.
9:03 PM · Mar 15, 2023