Pizza rolls remind many people of Fruit Gushers. “Fruit gushers + pizza = Tostino’s pizza rolls” was posted on Twitter by Paula Savage on January 22, 2012. “Did you ever stop to think that pizza rolls are just fruit gushers but with cheese and sauce” was posted on Twitter by Noah Sharp on October 22, 2012.
“Pizza Rolls are just Italian Fruit Gushers” was posted on Twitter by ??? ????????? on September 24, 2018. “Pizza rolls are the Italian version of fruit gushers” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on July 5, 2020.
“Ravioli are just Italian Gushers” is a related saying.
Wikipedia: Pizza rolls
Pizza Rolls are a frozen food product created by food industry entrepreneur Jeno Paulucci, who specialized in frozen Chinese food, in 1951. After Jeno’s sold the brand in 1985, it was acquired by Pillsbury which owned Totino’s pizza. In 1993, Jeno’s Pizza Rolls were rebranded as Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
Wikipedia: Fruit Gushers
Fruit Gushers (also simply Gushers) are a Betty Crocker-branded fruit snack introduced in 1991. They are soft and chewy with a fruity-juice center.
Fruit gushers + pizza = Tostino’s pizza rolls
9:10 PM · Jan 22, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Did you ever stop to think that pizza rolls are just fruit gushers but with cheese and sauce
3:47 PM · Oct 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls are the dinner version of fruit gushers #mindblown
9:44 PM · Feb 13, 2013·iOS
Pizza Rolls are just pizza flavored Fruit Gushers.
4:13 PM · Aug 9, 2013·Twitter for Android
Pizza rolls, are like fruit gushers. Except with sauce and cheese.
10:11 PM · Sep 17, 2013·Twitter for Android
“Pizza rolls. They’re like pizza fruit gushers.” @AnnaMadalone96
11:59 PM · Dec 22, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
so pizza rolls are like fruit gushers. but, with… pizza.
5:26 PM · Jan 6, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls. It’s just fruit gushers with pizza filling. Lol
3:29 PM · Mar 12, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
John Chuck & The Class
Pizza rolls are the fruit gushers of the pizza family.
9:33 PM · Apr 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls are just the fruit gushers of the savory world
8:14 PM · May 13, 2018·Twitter for Android
Pizza Rolls are just Italian Fruit Gushers
8:53 PM · Sep 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls are Italian fruit gushers.
1:04 AM · Sep 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
A few days ago on twitter, someone said that pizza rolls are the Italian version of fruit gushers and I can’t stop thinking about it
10:28 AM · Oct 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Pizza rolls are just the Italian adult version of fruit gushers.
12:14 PM · Aug 13, 2019·Twitter for Android
Some girl I knew once said, “Pizza rolls are just Italian fruit gushers” and I think about that far too often
8:12 AM · Nov 17, 2019·Twitter for Android
Pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored fruit gushers
1:51 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Posted by u/WizardNinja77 July 5, 2020
Pizza rolls are the Italian version of fruit gushers