“Croissant” can sound like “cross aunt.” A riddle is:
Q: What’s the opposite of a croissant?
A: A happy uncle.
The riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 16, 2020.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Cullina64 September 16, 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle..
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
5:49 PM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
The Third Nephite
@VanNoy6
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
6:24 AM · Sep 18, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kgangadhar November 21, 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What is the opposite of a croissant
A Happy Uncle.
6:30 PM · Jan 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/LopsidedTeaching8583 April 24, 2021
What’s the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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