“Breakfast of Champions” has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the “breakfast of champions.” To a cannibal, however, “breakfast of champions” might mean something different.
“Why did the cannibal eat an Olympic athlete every morning? So he could have a breakfast OF champions…” was posted on Twitter by Samuel M. Wright on February 26, 2010. “What if a breakfast of champions was a cannibal feast?” was posted on Twitter by Not So Dry Pete on October 19, 2012. “‘Breakfast of champions’ means something very different to a cannibal” was posted on Twitter by Gabe Romero on July 18, 2015. “A breakfast of champions means something entirely different to a cannibal” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 14, 2021.
Samuel M. Wright ?
Why did the cannibal eat an Olympic athlete every morning?
So he could have a breakfast OF champions…
7:15 AM · Feb 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Unless you are a cannibal, and you have eaten Michael Jordan or even Champ Bailey, you’ve not had a Breakfast of Champions.
8:27 AM · Jul 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Cannibal Breakfast of Champions: Bruce Jenner, Kristi Yamaguchi, Shaun White
6:49 AM · Sep 25, 2010·TweetDeck
If I were a cannibal I would attack reigning sports champs, just to use the line, “i wanted a real breakfast of champions”
11:19 AM · Jul 29, 2011·Favstar.FM
Not So Dry Pete
What if a breakfast of champions was a cannibal feast?
11:15 AM · Oct 19, 2012·Twitter for Android
I wonder what “Breakfast of Champions” means in cannibal culture?
4:24 PM · Mar 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
What is a cannibal’s breakfast of champions? Michael Phelps sunny side up?
11:19 PM · Jun 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Made With Awesome
A Cannibal’s Favorite Meal Is A Breakfast Of Champions. http://tmblr.co/Z9xKWynCMo24
6:30 PM · Jun 12, 2013·Tumblr
Breakfast of champions!
-Cannibal Queen http://fb.me/3FVKahzuB
1:36 PM · Jul 16, 2014·Facebook
“Breakfast of champions” means something very different to a cannibal https://instagram.com/p/5SgfxxC4o2/
3:26 PM · Jul 18, 2015·Instagram
“Ah, breakfast of champions,” said the picky cannibal.
4:29 PM · May 18, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
“breakfast is the most important meal & this is a breakfast of CHAMPIONS”
cannibal: i still dont feel good about eating all these olympians
10:05 PM · Apr 14, 2017 from South Jordan, UT·Twitter for iPhone
As a cannibal, the phrase “breakfast of champions” implies that you ate champions for breakfast
11:36 AM · Jan 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Posted by u/TheDunbarBoy July 14, 2021
A breakfast of champions means something entirely different to a cannibal.