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Entry from February 24, 2007
“Keep Dallas Pretentious”

“Keep Dallas Pretentious” is yet another imitation of the popular slogan “Keep Austin Weird.” “Keep Dallas Pretentious” T-shirts have appeared from 2005. “Keep Dallas Plastic” is a more popular slogan that appeared slightly before “Keep Dallas Pretentious.”
The seemingly endless imitation Texas city slogans include “Keep San Antonio Lame,” “Keep Dallas Plastic,” “Keep Dallas Douche,” “Keep Houston Dirty,” “Keep Denton Chido,” “Keep Abilene Boring,” “Keep College Station Normal,” “Keep Georgetown Normal,” “Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual,” “Keep Wimberley Weirder,” “Keep Lubbock Flat” and “Keep Waco Wacko.” 
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Keep Dallas Pretentious (see women’s sizes)
Keep Dallas Pretentious
In Austin, they keep it weird, in Dallas, they keep it PRETENTIOUS! 
Heavyweight cotton T-Shirt, Men’s Fully Stitched Basic T-Shirt
October 17, 2005
If you’ve never been to Austin and are given the chance, definately go. I forget every time how wonderful that city truly is. Austin’s city motto is “Keep Austin Weird”. This prompted Dallas to start their own city motto, “Keep Dallas Pretentious”.
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Monday, December 19, 2005
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Everyone’s familiar with those t-shirts from Chuy’s that say “Keep Austin Wierd”. Well, I’ve been thinking of little slogans like that for some of the different municipalities in our Great State. Enjoy!
“Keep Dallas Pretentious”
“Keep Houston Under Construction”

“Keep Waco In the News”

“Keep San Antonio Lame” (except for Spurs basketball and mexican food)

“Keep Wichita Falls Ugly”
“Keep Lubbock Far Away”

“Keep Corpus Christi Smelly”

“Keep Amarillo A pit-stop on the way to Colorado”

“Keep El Paso ???”

“Keep Beaumont Redneck”
“Keep San Marcos / New Braunfels Drunk”
posted by Jerod Hugghins at 12:08 PM
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Date: 15 Jun 2006 19:24:37 -0700
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T-shirt “Keep Austin Weird”
T-shirt “Keep Dallas Pretentious”
2006-06-29 10:45:00
Keep Austin weird, keep Dallas pretentious

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Saturday, February 24, 2007 • Permalink

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