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Entry from May 03, 2024
“My friend was in a quiz and phoned me, ‘What’s the second largest state in the USA?’”

“Texas” should not be confused with “text us,” but there are jokes. This was posted by Jokerswild on X/Twitter on June 24, 2019:
   
My mate phoned me and said “I’m in a quiz, could you help me? What is the second largest State in America?”
I replied “Texas”
Thirty seconds later, I had a message on my phone saying “What’s the second largest State in America?”!!

 
 
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Jokerswild
@JokersWildUK
My mate phoned me and said “I’m in a quiz, could you help me? What is the second largest State in America?”
I replied “Texas”
Thirty seconds later, I had a message on my phone saying “What’s the second largest State in America?”!!
3:51 AM 路 Jun 24, 2019
 
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Bill Howard
June 29, 2019 at 4:24 PM 路
My mate phoned me and said:
“I’m in a quiz, could you help me?
What is the second largest State in America?”
I replied “Texas”
Thirty seconds later he sent a message to my phone saying: “What’s the second largest State in America?”!!
 
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Christian Macha
@moormalt
My mate phoned me and my wife and said:
“I’m in a quiz, could you help me?
What is the second largest State in America?”
I replied “Texas”
Thirty seconds later he sent a message to my phone saying: “What’s the… https://facebook.com/christian.macha/posts/10219850331719083
6:46 PM 路 Jul 3, 2019
 
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Roy Davies
December 16, 2019 at 9:23 PM 路
My mate phoned me up. “Whats the second largest state in America?” He asked. I said “Texas”.  He put the phone down without so much as a thankyou.  1 minute later he texts me. “Whats the second largest state in America?”.
 
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@Lana_Dragonfly
FRIEND, ON PHONE: Hey answer me something… what’s the second largest state in America?
ME: Texas.
FRIEND: *hangs up*
FRIEND, TWO SECONDS LATER IN TEXT MESSAGE: Ok grumpy now what’s the second largest state in America?
2:02 PM 路 Aug 21, 2021
     
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Duncan Scott
June 29, 2022 at 2:49 AM 路
My mate phoned me and said:
“I’m in a quiz, could you help me?
What is the second largest State in America?”
I replied “Texas”
Thirty seconds later he sent a message to my phone saying: “What’s the second largest State in America?”!!
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
My friend was in a quiz and phoned me,
“What’s the second largest state in the USA?”
Me, “Texas.”
A minute later he sent me a message to my phone saying, ‘What’s the second largest state in the USA?”
11:52 AM 路 May 3, 2024

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