Many students have trouble with math...and other things. “Math is like sex, I don’t get it ;p” was posted on Twitter by @ramonthetaco on December 29, 2010. “Math is like sex. I just don’t get it” was posted on Twitter by Nick Chamberlain on December 30, 2010.
“Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and pray you don’t multiply” is a similar saying.
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@ramonthetaco
Math is like sex, I don’t get it ;p
1:23 AM · Dec 29, 2010·Twitter for Android
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tatan
@StfuJonny
Math is like sex. I don’t get it.
10:45 PM · Dec 29, 2010·Twitter for Android
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ᴍ ᴇ ʟ ᴏ
@callmemeloo
lmao this is funny RT @Follow_Jonny Math is like sex. I don’t get it.
10:52 PM · Dec 29, 2010·TwitBird
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xo xo .
@andrea_sez
Guy telling girl: math is like sex. I don’t get it.
11:25 AM · Dec 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Nick Chamberlain
@nickkchamb
Math is like sex. I just don’t get it.
7:41 PM · Dec 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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sergio
@sergekings
you’ve gotta have a big enough ruler 
RT @Isack369: RT @Mayraacakes: Math is like sex… I don’t get it
12:13 AM · Jan 3, 2011·Twitter SMS
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Jim Hortons
@GarthMaul13
Sex is like math, I don’t get it, and I never will, but plenty of teachers have tried to get me to.
11:50 AM · Apr 21, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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dummy fucc
@Dr_Lazerbomb
Sex is like math: nobody shut up about it in high school and I still don’t get it.
12:10 AM · Oct 1, 2014·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/handbanana718 July 25, 2017
Sex is like math
I don’t get it
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•Successful SPERM•
@Blacky_Thi
Sex is like math to me i just don’t get it 🤦🏾♂️
8:25 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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fabian
@fabiandrw
sex is like math cause i don’t get it
3:15 AM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sr_ingram May 10, 2020
Sex is a lot like math.
I am bad at it.
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