A winter riddle is:
Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
“Chill-dren” is a pun on “chill” and “children.” The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999.
“What do snowmen call their kids?”/“Chill-dren” and “What do you call baby snowmen?”/“Chill-dren” are similar riddles.
Google Books
The Silly Little Book of Monster Jokes
Bath, UK: Parragon
1999, 2001
Pg. ?:
What do Abominable Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
18 December 1999, Evening Mail (Birmingham, UK), “Micro chipper: Yo ho ho - Santa’s coming,” pg. 40:
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren!
Google Books
Super-Duper Good Clean Jokes for Kids
By Bob Phillips
Eugene, OR: Harvest House Publishers
2000
Pg. 30:
Barnaby: What do snowmen call their offspring?
Basil: I have no clue.
Barnaby: Chilldren.
2 Funny 4 U
Category: Snowman jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Twitter
Bollywood Sargam
@bollywoodsargam
Snowman jokes - 470 Joke: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren. .... http://tinyurl.com/ma5wpc
9:37 AM - 18 Jun 2009
Google Books
Christmas Snowman Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Сhill-dren.
Twitter
Lucky Score
@LuckyScoreNet
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
#Joke from #SnowmanJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
1:07 AM - 6 Nov 2017
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/90eight December 14, 2020
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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