“What do snowmen call their kids?”/“Chill-dren” is a riddle that has been cited in print since at least 2010. “Chill-dren” is a pun on “chill” and “children.”
   
“What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 10, 2018. The joke was “Laugh of the Day” on “Think and Laugh Daily” on December 19, 2021.
   
“What do snowmen call their offspring?”/“Chill-dren” and “What do you call baby snowmen?”/“Chill-dren” are similar riddles.
         
   
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Happy Harry
@HappyHarryClown
What do snowmen call their kids?: http://wp.me/prPZA-b2
6:01 AM · Jan 2, 2010·WordPress.com
   
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Lian Rowlands
@Lian0210
Replying to @ChrisDuffield
@ChrisDuffield @damob1970 @nikkibxxxx @j0hn_davis what do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren #itssnowjoke
3:21 PM · Feb 3, 2012·Twitter for iPad
   
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Eoin
@Irish_Onion
What do snowmen call their kids? ...Chill-dren lool #deadthesnow
6:49 AM · Dec 5, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
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Andy Reynolds
@AReyns1
What do Snowmen call their kids?=
Chill-dren
@_MarkWillis_
6:44 AM · Dec 7, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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The Little Helper
@FreeSantaLetter
Santa Laugh of the Day:
Q. What do Snowmen call their kids?
A. Chill-dren!
4:21 AM · Dec 18, 2012·Facebook
   
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festive blonde
@beachinbIonde
what do snowmen call their kids?
CHILL-dren
hahahahahahahaha
I hate myself
11:59 PM · Dec 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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alexis ♎︎
@lexalvarado_
What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren
3:28 PM · Dec 18, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SatanClaus666 December 27, 2015
What do snowmen call their children?
Chill-dren.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/theBfrye December 10, 2018
What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren
     
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John Polk
@frogsontoast
Replying to @PuntHubAus
Q. What do snowmen call their kids? A.  Chill-dren
11:09 PM · Dec 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Kenjamin
@kenny_swank
Replying to @jmeyels
Happy Holidays! Hope everyone has a wonderful and safe year end!
Dad joke: What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren #cringe
10:29 PM · Dec 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Marcia McKinney
December 19, 2021 at 12:06 PM ·
What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.