A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 07, 2022
“What does a termite order at the restaurant?"/"A table for two!”

"two termites came to the restaurant, the waiter asks them: -what are you going to order? -Table for two, please!” was posted on Twitter by Gennady Simanovsky on November 30, 2018. “What does a termite order at the restaurant? A table for two! #lol #badjoke” was posted on Facebook by Econo-way Exterminating on November 27, 2019.

“What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 8, 2022. The joke, of course, is that the termites order the table to eat, not to sit at.

“A termite walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?‘“ is another termite joke.


Twitter
Gennady Simanovsky
@GennadySimanovs
two termites came to the restaurant, the waiter asks them:
-what are you going to order?
-Table for two, please!
1:21 PM · Nov 30, 2018 from Israel·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Econo-way Exterminating
November 27, 2019 at 10:06 AM ·
What does a termite order at the restaurant? A table for two! #lol #badjoke

Twitter
Amick
@AmickandSon
What does a termite order at the restaurant? A table for two! #lol #badjoke
10:01 AM · Dec 2, 2019·Thryv

Facebook
Able Termite & Pest Control Company
February 3, 2021 at 10:09 AM ·
Two termites walk into a restaurant
Waitress asks:
-What would you like to order?
-A table for two.

Twitter
Conors Clips
@conorsclips
Thank you for your Fathers Day messages. They have made you deserving of some Conor’s Jokes
My friends confronted me to tell me they think that I live in a fantasy world.
I was so shocked that I nearly fell off my dragon 😂
What do termites order on date night?
A table for 2 😂
3:28 PM · Jun 21, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/nabilbhatiya June 8, 2022
What would two termites order at a restaurant?
Table for 2

Facebook
Sayingology
June 8, 2022 at 2:04 AM ·
What would two termites order at a restaurant?
Table for 2
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New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Tuesday, June 07, 2022 • Permalink