A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 07, 2018
“When prison inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?”

A prison sentence is not the same as a sentence in the English language, but there are jokes. “Romantic inmates tend to finish each other’s sentences” was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2012. “It’s so sad that prison inmates who fall in love legally aren’t allowed to finish each other’s sentences” was posted on Twitter on February 24, 2013.

“When prison inmates fall in love do they finish each other’s sentences?” was posted on Twitter on August 20, 2015. “If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 26, 2015.

“Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail? She got a full sentence,” “I wanted to marry my jailed English teacher, but you can’t end a sentence with a proposition” and “Prison may be just one word. But to others, it’s a whole sentence” are similar jokes.


Twitter
Parvez Anwar
@pavanwar
Romantic inmates tend to finish each other’s sentences.
8:44 PM - 4 Mar 2012

Twitter
Marsh Vader
@marshjefferies
It’s so sad that prison inmates who fall in love legally aren’t allowed to finish each other’s sentences.
2:22 PM - 24 Feb 2013

Twitter
Meat Romney
@mattytalks
Identical twin prison inmates are so close they finish each other’s sentences
10:55 PM - 27 May 2014

Twitter
Logan
@flowgun270
When prison inmates fall in love do they finish each other’s sentences?
6:38 PM - 20 Aug 2015

Twitter
Sammy Zucker
@Sammy_Zucker
If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?
4:35 PM - 30 Aug 2015

Twitter
Jason J. Motell
@Jmotell
When prison inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?
6:49 PM - 31 Aug 2015

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?
submitted October 26, 2015 by eccekevin

Reddit—Puns
If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences? (self.puns)
submitted October 26, 2015 by eccekevin

Twitter
A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️
@SteveKoehler22
Prison inmates form bonds
unlike any other.
They’ve been known to finish
each other’s sentences.
9:20 AM - 14 Jan 2018

Twitter
Comedywire
@comedywire
Follow Follow @comedywire
When prison inmates fall in love, do they finish each other’s sentences?
-@cachaisson
2:07 PM - 7 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Monday, May 07, 2018 • Permalink