“Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Food in the house” has to mean junk food.
“Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this hous” was posted on Tumblr on July 27, 2013.
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masterofallvillainy:
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
POSTED July 27, 2013 WITH 518,146 NOTES.
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masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet… http://tmblr.co/ZhQwDyqika3F
2:03 AM · Jul 27, 2013
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masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet… http://tmblr.co/ZMkLIyqil5i3
2:05 AM · Jul 27, 2013
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masterofallvillainy: Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet… http://tmblr.co/ZVHWerqimV45
2:11 AM · Jul 27, 2013
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Ashley
@Red_HairedAsh
“Technically speaking, there is a lot of food in the house. Unfortunately, none of it is sweet or sounds good. Therefore, there is no food in the house. -Text from Conleigh to Linc”
@LaniLynnVale #bookquotes #adulthood https://goodreads.com/quotes/9512270 via @goodreads
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Tecnnically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
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