“TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER” is a funny sign. The sign was posted on Facebook by Spare Change on March 27, 2019.
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Spare Change
March 27, 2019 at 9:33 PM ·
We have tent poles again this weekend at the SeaWitch in Carolina beach. Let’s see whatcha got! Jordan is the best tent pole dancer we have! See you Saturday at 8pm.
PS. Bralie’s in Durham scheduled for Friday night is rescheduled for Sunday, May 5th.
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
TENT POLES ARE
NOT FOR POLE
DANCING.
PLEASE FIND
ALTERNATIVE WAYS
TO DISAPPOINT
YOUR FATHER.
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Jeffrey P. Meixner
@DullBoyLasVegas
Tent poles are not for pole dancing.. please find alternative ways to disappoint your father.
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On that note.. I REALLY need to go camping soon! https://media0.giphy.com/media/vvBxAkL1z0rtak55XY/giphy.gif?cid=120c01475cf604606973757a51795d06&rid=giphy.gif
1:42 AM · Jun 4, 2019
Bits & Pieces
Tent poles are not for pole dancing…
August 13, 2019
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
TENT POLES ARE
NOT FOR POLE
DANCING.
PLEASE FIND
ALTERNATIVE WAYS
TO DISAPPOINT
YOUR FATHER.
iFunny
_Aesthetic_
19 aug 2020
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
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ItsaBadSign
20 jan 2021
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
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Goldenboy 👑💎
@Kingpatrickgb
Tent poles are not for pole dancing, please find other ways to disappoint your father.
7:21 AM · Mar 8, 2021
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J Ξ W
@jay1monation
I saw a sign attached to a tent pole that said “Tent Poles Are Not For Pole Dancing. Find Alternative Ways To Disappoint Your Father”.
8:43 AM · Mar 19, 2021
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𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦👽
@rvssian_vodka
Tent poles are not for pole dancing.
Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father.
5:22 AM · Jan 11, 2024
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
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•Entry in progress—BP24 (5/8)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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