When a floor is just mopped, people don’t like to walk on it, but they sometimes have to. This was posted on Twitter by Muireann O’Connell on February 19, 2020:
“That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.”
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Muireann O’Connell
@MuireannO_C
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
12:12 PM · Feb 19, 2020
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Posted by u/CRI0ST0IR February 21, 2000
The stupid walk you do when someone is mopping the floor
(The Muireann O’Connell tweet is shown.—ed.)
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raphael
@Raphafaey
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
6:43 PM · Feb 21, 2020
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5 dec 2020
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava
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max〽️
@Maxthepapi
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re going to walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re walking over hot lava.
2:03 PM · Dec 25, 2022
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Chelsea Wiley
July 16, 2023 at 3:59 AM ·
That stupid walk you do when
someone’s mopping a floor and you
know you’re going to walk over it but you
want them to see how sorry you are to
be walking over it so you make
yourself look like you’re walking over
hot lava.
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The Feline Philosopher=^..^=🇨🇦🐾💕
@ThePhilosopurr
That’s stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping the floor and you know you got to walk across it but you’re a kind being and need to show them how sorry you are for doing it, so you look like you’re awkwardly stepping over hot lava…
1:40 PM · Jul 16, 2023
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