“‘The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning’ http://t.co/fBiZAEbl” was posted on X/Twitter by “B” on September 29, 2011. “The older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning. #happycoffeeday” was posted on X/Twitter by Katie Kaefer also on September 29, 2011. The saying probably originated on an image.
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B
@brandius
“The older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning.” http://t.co/fBiZAEbl
7:13 AM · Sep 29, 2011
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Katie Kaefer
@catismarties
The older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning. #happycoffeeday
1:12 PM · Sep 29, 2011
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emily 𓇚
@yodere
“the older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning.” - nataliedee
1:19 AM · Nov 14, 2011
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natalia
@naughtalia_
The older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning.
12:04 PM · Nov 28, 2011
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rachael r.
@raaageface
the older i get the more coffee i need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning.
9:11 AM · Jan 21, 2012
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Kansas Country
@620RedneckLove
The older I get, the more coffee it takes to drag my carcass around in the morning.
7:55 AM · Feb 28, 2014
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aLittleLeftOfNormal
@LeftOf_Normal
The older I get, the more coffee I need to start dragging my carcass around in the morning.
9:17 PM · Mar 29, 2017
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𝒑𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 🇨🇦🐦
@ms__pauline
The older I get the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning 🥱☕️☕️☕️
12:11 PM · Oct 1, 2022
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AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@ABadassPatriot
The Older I Get, The More Coffee I Need To Start Dragging My Carcass Around In The Morning ☕☕☕
9:21 AM · Jul 19, 2023
iFunny
kathywalden
5 aug 2023
The Older I Get, The More Coffee I Need To Start Dragging My Carcass Around in The Morning
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Coffee Quotes
@DoILoveCoffee
#coffee
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
The Older I Get,
The More Coffee
I Need To Start
Dragging My
Carcass Around
In The Morning
7:25 AM · Aug 7, 2023
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now” (5/8)
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?” (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (5/8)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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