It’s often faster to walk from one’s house to a pub than it is to walk from a pub back to the house—that is, the person walking home from the pub is drunk. A joke was posted on Sickpiedia on August 19, 2017:
 
“The pub is ten minutes from my house. However, my house is two hours from the pub.”
   
           
Sickpiedia
The pub is ten minutes from my house.
However, my house is two hours from the pub.
Joke Submited by Stallion in Other - Food and Drink · 19 August 2017 02:24 PM
 
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Sandy MacGregor
@SandyMacGregor
If the pub is oni 10 minutes from ma hoose.
How is it ma hoose is 2 fuckin hours from the pub?
1:30 PM - 19 Aug 2017
   
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The pub is ten minutes from my house.
However, my house is two hours from the pub.
5:34 PM - 19 Aug 2017
 
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Just Jokes
@jestjokes
The pub is ten minutes from my house.
However, my house is two hours from the pub.
6:29 AM - 20 Aug 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
The pub is ten minutes from my house…
submitted March 1, 2018 by madazzahatter
However, my house is two hours from the pub…
 
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Nothing But Humor
@Humor_For_You
The pub is ten minutes from my house…
However, my house is two hours from the pub…
2:00 PM - 1 Mar 2018